(Source: distinguishedbaloney, via tavoriel)
why are people talking about overwatch again
you cant fool me. trying to make me learn shit
(via realest-asami-requiem)
also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢
my son
is your dad a tragic 19th century French author
(via realest-asami-requiem)
I…..love being called angel like…if you’ve ever called me angel i swear my knees have gone weak and i’ve written about it in my diary
(via cutiepiesub)
blizzard: shit we’re losing stock and money fast. got rid of another CFO how the fuck are we gonna recover…
[spins wheel] make… soldier 76… gay. the homosexuals will definitely love this and buy our lootboxes
People unironically responding to this and going “me!” “and i will buy them!!”
Get a life please and go outside
(via realest-asami-requiem)
You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks.
“what are you counting”
“how many tattoos i’ve gotten”
“i’m no longer serving you”
(via handowski)
no offense but after thousands of years of evolution… why can’t I breathe underwater, fly, or be motivated for more than 2 days at a time
Listen as a species we’re still working on knees that reliably last longer than peak reproductive age, you can only expect so much
(via dat-soldier)
(Source: kuzurou-san)
